well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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