His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Come on in and take your pants off
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