May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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