so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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