you're like a bully in the Christmas story
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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