How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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