so that wasnt chicken after all
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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