His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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