i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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