She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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