She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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