That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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