if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
this will be a night to untag.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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