how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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