i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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