I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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