Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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