Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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