Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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