We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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