why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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