Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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