I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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