This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
