butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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