I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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