Non-Jews are for practice
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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