I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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