She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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