i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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