only if we run a train.
done.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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