okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
When did angry sex become our thing?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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