Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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