I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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