Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
