I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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