It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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