i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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