..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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