is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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