Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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