im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Randomize
