What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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