Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
