Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Who did Billy Mays play for?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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