we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
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