At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
