How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I believe in your delicious
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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