who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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