wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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