hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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