these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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